m0rbidm00n ([info]m0rbidm00n) wrote,
@ 2008-04-30 18:54:00
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The Universe is working on my last nerve today. It seems like everyone is being a douchebag today. Drivers, people working at the places we go, gym people, prank callers, just everyone.

At lunch, our waitress freaked out because I told her I was a vegetarian (in response to her: "We don't have any veggie burgers left, so I'll just substitute the beef patty in for you" remark). She was such a stupid bitch, to begin with, but after I told her that she spent the rest of our lunch asking me stupid fucking questions.
Her: "How does it make you feel to watch people eat meat?"
Me: (obviously annoyed that she's bothering me so I can't eat my fucking food) "I don't give a shit so long as they aren't making me eat the meat."
Her: "oh my god that's just crazy. You know, like, I was a vegetarian for awhile but it was sooo hard. After two weeks I had such a bad craving for hot wings that I ordered some from Dominoes!"
Me: (still annoyed) "Yeah, it's tough."
Then leaving, and she whispers (while standing 5 feet away from us) to her co-workers that I'm a vegetarian. LIKE I CANT FUCKING HEAR YOU.

Ahem.

At the gym, there were all these stupid mother fuckers who were just laying on the floor, on the machines, sitting there not doing ANYTHING. There was this really annoying guy who was talking on his cell phone in the middle of the weight room, while sitting on the machines so other people couldn't use them. Another guy in the weight room was LAYING on the machines reading a novel. An entire fucking novel. I was like, dude, seriously, fucking die in a fire. If I wasn't so god damn sore that I can't move, I would have hit him in the face. I don't understand people that go to the gym only to.. sit there. Go fucking home if you want to sit there like a pile of shit and take up space. GOD I hate people sometimes.

Anyway, it's time to get back to Mario Kart Wii and then not moving off the couch for the rest of the night. Later.


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[info]dreamallday
2008-05-01 02:25 am UTC (link)
The end of the month is prime lazy dipshit time at the gym because a lot of health insurance plans offer discounts for people who go so many times a month.

I went on Sunday to find six ladies going through some whistle blowing bootcamp thing and using all the good bikes.

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[info]m0rbidm00n
2008-05-01 04:55 am UTC (link)
ahhh that would explain a lot.

last week there was this olderish (50's?) lady there wearing a sequined work out outfit, reading a magazine while on the good treadmills going about 2mph. grr!

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[info]beautiful_filth
2008-05-02 03:31 pm UTC (link)
i still go to suburban, and recently there has been a gaggle of women that just "hang out" in the locker room talking about how they cook their chicken breasts and how wonderful motherhood is. But they stand right in the way of the showers, restrooms, and blowdryers.

and when i try to get past them i get the "oh no she didn't stare"

i am gonna have to smack some bitches.

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[info]m0rbidm00n
2008-05-02 05:52 pm UTC (link)
yeah.. at least i don't have to deal with that. the worst that i get in the locker room is naked grandma drying off her crotch. ugh. i almost vomited.

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