| m0rbidm00n ( @ 2008-04-30 18:54:00 |
The Universe is working on my last nerve today. It seems like everyone is being a douchebag today. Drivers, people working at the places we go, gym people, prank callers, just everyone.
At lunch, our waitress freaked out because I told her I was a vegetarian (in response to her: "We don't have any veggie burgers left, so I'll just substitute the beef patty in for you" remark). She was such a stupid bitch, to begin with, but after I told her that she spent the rest of our lunch asking me stupid fucking questions.
Her: "How does it make you feel to watch people eat meat?"
Me: (obviously annoyed that she's bothering me so I can't eat my fucking food) "I don't give a shit so long as they aren't making me eat the meat."
Her: "oh my god that's just crazy. You know, like, I was a vegetarian for awhile but it was sooo hard. After two weeks I had such a bad craving for hot wings that I ordered some from Dominoes!"
Me: (still annoyed) "Yeah, it's tough."
Then leaving, and she whispers (while standing 5 feet away from us) to her co-workers that I'm a vegetarian. LIKE I CANT FUCKING HEAR YOU.
Ahem.
At the gym, there were all these stupid mother fuckers who were just laying on the floor, on the machines, sitting there not doing ANYTHING. There was this really annoying guy who was talking on his cell phone in the middle of the weight room, while sitting on the machines so other people couldn't use them. Another guy in the weight room was LAYING on the machines reading a novel. An entire fucking novel. I was like, dude, seriously, fucking die in a fire. If I wasn't so god damn sore that I can't move, I would have hit him in the face. I don't understand people that go to the gym only to.. sit there. Go fucking home if you want to sit there like a pile of shit and take up space. GOD I hate people sometimes.
Anyway, it's time to get back to Mario Kart Wii and then not moving off the couch for the rest of the night. Later.
At lunch, our waitress freaked out because I told her I was a vegetarian (in response to her: "We don't have any veggie burgers left, so I'll just substitute the beef patty in for you" remark). She was such a stupid bitch, to begin with, but after I told her that she spent the rest of our lunch asking me stupid fucking questions.
Her: "How does it make you feel to watch people eat meat?"
Me: (obviously annoyed that she's bothering me so I can't eat my fucking food) "I don't give a shit so long as they aren't making me eat the meat."
Her: "oh my god that's just crazy. You know, like, I was a vegetarian for awhile but it was sooo hard. After two weeks I had such a bad craving for hot wings that I ordered some from Dominoes!"
Me: (still annoyed) "Yeah, it's tough."
Then leaving, and she whispers (while standing 5 feet away from us) to her co-workers that I'm a vegetarian. LIKE I CANT FUCKING HEAR YOU.
Ahem.
At the gym, there were all these stupid mother fuckers who were just laying on the floor, on the machines, sitting there not doing ANYTHING. There was this really annoying guy who was talking on his cell phone in the middle of the weight room, while sitting on the machines so other people couldn't use them. Another guy in the weight room was LAYING on the machines reading a novel. An entire fucking novel. I was like, dude, seriously, fucking die in a fire. If I wasn't so god damn sore that I can't move, I would have hit him in the face. I don't understand people that go to the gym only to.. sit there. Go fucking home if you want to sit there like a pile of shit and take up space. GOD I hate people sometimes.
Anyway, it's time to get back to Mario Kart Wii and then not moving off the couch for the rest of the night. Later.